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They
started on the long jouney home, this time travelling at a lesser speed, because towing a
tree through space slowed them down considerably. Things were going smoothly until Joe,
the radio, crisply announced, "Help, danger up ahead. Here is the latest news report.
We are about to be surrounded by alien beings, armed with massive cushions. They look
extremely aggressive. Stand by for evasive action. Good luck. End of announcement."
Doctor Snuggles and the animals rushed to the rocket windows. Their worst suspicions
were confirmed. Right in front of them hovered Skybed Fred and his band of pillow pirates,
challenging Snuggles and his crew to a pillow-fight.
Skybed Fred was famous for his galactic pillow-fights, and on this occasion he had an
excellent reason for wanting to win. "Well attack you immediately," he
yelled, "if you dont hand over that silly Looking tree of yours. I need it for
building more beds for my army of pillow-fighters. You get the idea? More fighters and
more cushions
equals more fun! Heh, heh, heh.
Doctor Snuggles would never dream of abandoning the tree. He had no choice but to
accept the pillow-pirates challenge. "Quick Jeffersonlets take them
on." said Doctor Snuggles to his umbrella, as they took up their battle positions.
Before you could say "piffle" the fight had begun. Snuggles thought it was not
going to be easy, as an armada of cushions came hurtling towards them. The doctor and his
trusty umbrella went into action with amazing skill,popping each cushion as it came. With
the agility of an over-burdened matador, Snuggles thrust and punched his umbrella into the
offending cushions until the air was filled with clouds of falling feathers. Hundreds of
cushions were flung at Doctor Snuggles, but he stood as firm as rock and popped them as
they came. The umbrella was so nifty that Skybed Fred quickly ran out of ammunition.
"More cushions needed at the front!" hollered Skybed Fred.
"Weve none left, chief. Hes popped them all," one of his pirates
yelled back.
It was victory for Doctor Snuggles and his versatile umbrella. For the first time in
his feathered career, Skybed Fred bad lost a fight. He and his pillow-pirates took to
their beds and sobbed with rage over their terrible defeat. Heres a thought for what
its worth. The next time you see a sudden barrage of falling snow, remember it could
well be that Skybed Fred is on the losing end, way up above the skies. The snow, you see,
is merely feathers from his cushions. And if that snow then turns to rain you can be
almost certain that the unhappy Fred has lost another pillow-light. |